"There's not a tumor on God's green Earth that can't be licked with a little baking soda and maple syrup!"
But his loyal patients swear by the man they fondly call "Dr. Jim" - and say he's a miracle worker.
"Dr. Jim cured me of lung cancer," declares farmer Ian Rodhiuse, 64. "Those other doctors told me I was a goner and had less than six months to live.
"But the doc put me on his mixture - and in a couple of months, the cancer was gone. It didn't even show up on X-rays!"
"There were five sisters in the family and all of them passed away from the big C by age 50 - except one," he recalls.
"I asked if there was anything different in her diet. She told me she was partial to sipping maple syrup and baking soda. I figured, let me try it out on some of my other patients."
"You tell me about another treatment that works that good!" he demands proudly.
"This man is a quack, plain and simple," blasts an official at a state medical association. "We intend to see that he is arrested for practicing medicine without a license."
"I'm just going to keep on saving lives."
Will Dr. Jim's recipe work for you? We don't know - and Weekly World News urges you to consult your own trusted physician before embarking on any course of medical treatment.
Mix one part baking soda with three parts maple syrup in a small saucepan Stir briskly Heat for five minutes Take one teaspoon daily, as needed
Make sure to use only aluminium-free baking soda (e.g. Bob's Red Mill [Aluminium-Free] Baking Soda, pharmaceutical-grade baking soda etc.). I’ve also seen it stated that this recipe can alternatively be prepared with honey or blackstrap molasses, in which case there would be no heating required.
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