War Criminals

Obama plans his visit to the UK with Prime Minister, David Cameron.

'I think Syria and Pakistan next, David, or that's what my masters tell me.'

'Yes, never question the masters, Barack, then Iran after we get Libya, my masters say.'

'Absolutely, we have to deal with these warmongers that threaten peace by going to war with them.'

'Then China, right, and a third world war?'

'Sure.'

'Will you be okay?'

'Yep, my bunker is already prepared.'

'Mine, too. I am so glad that you are a man of peace, Barack.'

'You, too, David, give my best to the Rothschilds, and say I am sorry I couldn't lick their arse the other day, but I was busy forging a birth certificate.'

'No problem, Barack, I licked it for you - the Anglo-American relationship is very special. See you soon.'